Friday, 16 October 2009

Fill In The Missing Name


"Of course, I would like to play at Barcelona. Who wouldn't? We would have a lot of fun," __________ was quoted as saying in Thursday's El Mundo Deportivo newspaper. "They're an incredible team. I've played against them and I know their quality. But for now I can only play against them in Playstation.

Ok, we all know who said these words, but can anyone think of a Premiership player who would have replied differently if asked the same question?

October 16th. 2009 - a new low for British 'journalism'

Sunday, 4 October 2009

Choose Your Club

Choose not knowing the history of your club. Choose Busby the Blue. Choose Dennis Law’s backheel. Choose Sir Bobby Ticket Tout. Choose staging the World Cup in '66 and being handed a huge sum from the FA to develop your stadium but continue to bang on about City’s ground. Choose opening the gates at Old Trafford in the 60s after kick off to let people in for free. Choose forgetting you went 41 years without winning a trophy. Choose your highest ever attendance being at Maine Road. Choose that attendance still being lower than City's. Choose United’s globalism and domination since the late '90s whilst forgetting the past. Choose an air disaster as a marketing tool. Choose forgetting about the survivors of Munich and kicking them out of their houses (which you owned) because they could no longer play football. Choose waiting 22 years to set up a charity match for the families of Munich. Choose milking Munich for 50 years and then getting beat by ickle ciddy on your own soil. Choose asking AIG to sponsor the Munich memorial.
Choose having statues of two City players outside your ground. Choose being so obsessed with City that you have a permanent banner dedicated to us on the Stretford End. Choose paying £28 million for Veron. Choose 19,000 fans at Old Trafford to watch you play Middlesbrough when you were in Division One but pretend you have loyal support. Choose the have-to-go-to-all-cup-games-because-you're-forced-to ticket policy. Choose the USA. Choose debt. Choose pricing out your own fans in favour of corporate Londoners. Choose having your own manager and players criticise your fans. Choose prawn sandwiches. Choose not being able to stand. Choose being outsung by 3,000 travelling away fans each game. Choose a referee that will let the game continue until your score. Choose Terry Christian as your spokesman. Choose having Mick Hucknall and Eamon Holmes as your celebrity fans. Choose FC United…if they become successful. Choose Trafford. Choose United.

Friday, 2 October 2009

The Premier League Has A New Team

Emmanual Adebayour has been found guilty of expressing his joy at scoring a goal in the worlds' most toughest and most competetive league. His sentance has probably come as some relief to Manchester City and their fans. A £25,000 fine and a 2 match ban, suspended.

The fact that the FA tribunal convened in an undisclosed venue at an undisclosed time was more synonymous with Red Square rather than Soho Square. The verdict of this 'Temple of Vengence' was released at 5.00 PM, conveniently timed for the evening news. The size of the fine was irrelevant in an age of hyper-salaries - 25 grand would just about buy you a share on a 12 month lease on a corperate box at Wembley. Where the money will actually go is a mystery - probably on designer blazers for officals travelling to South Africa, certainly not on clubs at the bottom of the football food chain who are struggling for survival.

A suspended 2 match ban has brought relief to City fans and probable mild(ish) despair to supporters of Aston Villa and Wigan Athletic. But why was there any threat of a ban in the first place, where is the precedent? Gary Nevilles' infamous celebration in front of travelling Liverpool fans at Old Trafford included a routine of shirt clenching and badge kissing, all performed with an aggressive snarl - he hadn't even scored the goal, he wasn't an ex-Liverpool player who had left Merseyside in acrimonious circumstances. Thierry Henry sprinted up to the Tottenham fans after scoring and did his trademark 'hush' sign - that hardly got a mention. The only rules governing a goal celebration state that a player must not leave the field of play or gesticulate to opposing fans, Adebayour did neither.

Although the Premier League is offically comprised of 20 teams, it seems that the FA are themselves becoming an important player in influencing the outcome of games. If there really is a new 'Big 5' then the men in grey suits are surely the fifth member. Let's look at how the FA have infuenced City's season so far.


Scheduled our midweek, second game of the season against Everton - a team involved in the Europa League. The game has been postponed, possibly until April. Surely all 4 teams involved in the EL could have been paired off with each other.

Charged Adebayour retrospectively for the Van Persie challenge, claiming that the referee had missed the incident, which he most certainly hadn't.

Banned Adebayour, this seasons most consistent goal scorer, after being influenced by a statement on the Arsenal website and comments from a leading FA member who was present at the game in his capacity as an Arsenal supporter.

Failed to charge Robin Van Persie for his cynical challenge on Adebayour or his provocative goal celebration, when he quite clearly swore and gesticulated at City fans. Van Persie has since gone on to score prolificaly for Arsenal, one of City's main rivals.

Failed to censure the referee after the Manchester United game when the official had proved himself totally inept in his interpretation of added time.

The fact that neither the Arsenal fans who serenaded Emmanual Adebayour with racist chants nor the United fans who threw coins at City players are not being investigated was probably down to the FA wishing to avoid unfavourable PR ahead of England's World cup bid. The safety and comfort of fans and players alike obviously being of secondary importance.

General Franco first coined the term 'Fifth Column' during the Spanish Civil War. He cited that his enemies were lying in columns to the North, South, East and West of Madrid but the most dangerous element were the fifth column who were already inside the city, the enemy within. I would never want to liken our club to a fascist dictatorship but there are similarities - the Sky 4 are our most obvious enemies - at least on the field of play, but the FA may prove to be our biggest obstacle on the road to success.